Nosy Snoop: 10/10/05

Elvis Presley didn't know how to have sex.

A man who says he was “Elvis’s pimp” — or lady procurer — from 1956 to 1960, has written about his experiences with The King, and Presley comes across as somewhat kinky — though not a sexual dynamo. In the wide-ranging article, which will appear in the November issue of Playboy magazine, Byron Raphael describes how Marilyn Monroe once nixed Presley’s advances — Raphael believes that that Monroe was put off by Presley’s yokel cohorts.

He also tells about how a frustrated Natalie Wood once stormed out of Presley’s bedroom, complaining that The King didn’t “know how to screw” – then had sex with Raphael. Raphael also claims that Elvis seldom went “all the way” with his fans because his mother told him that premarital sex was a sin. According to Raphael, Presley was scared of gays and lesbians, but liked to have “slumber parties” — doing the hair and make-up of female fans, and have them do the same to him — and he'd get hot and heavy with their hair. . . . . .Full Story

New pictures of George Clooney filming his new movie in Los Angeles. He then drives away in his electric car.

Pictures of Kate Bosworth giving directions to someone.

Rabbis are criticizing Madonna's new album.

A song on Madonna's upcoming album dedicated to a Kabbalist rabbi is drawing criticism from other rabbis, the Israeli Maariv daily reported Sunday.

"Jewish law forbids the use of the name of the holy rabbi for profit. Her act is just simply unacceptable and I can only sympathize for her because of the punishment that she is going to receive from the heavens," Cohen told the newspaper. . . . . .Full Story

Pictures of Orlando Bloom leaving his SoHo hotel with his assistant in New York.

New pictures of Ben Affleck trying to talk his way out of a parking ticket in Brentwood.

Pictures of Courtney Cox and her dogs at the beach.

New pictures of Hilary Duff with her dog.

Uma Thurman breaks down while talking about her divorce from Ethan Hawke.

The blonde star blames returning to work after having children for putting pressure on the marriage. She told American chat show host Oprah Winfrey: "It's excruciating. There are so many hurt feelings." The pair divorced in August this year after Hawke allegedly cheated with a waitress. . . . . .Full Story

Mariah Carey's dog Jack isn't famous enough.

She said: "They actually won't let me put him on a first class seat because he's too big. And they also said, 'We'd only allow it for a famous dog' Please! He has three websites dedicated to him!". . . . . .Full Story

Two new pictures of Keanu Reeves.

MY GOD! They did a great job photo-shopping Madonna's new album cover.

It doesn't even look like her. And she looks 20 years younger. I first thought it was Rose McGowan.

Elton John happy that Kate Moss was caught using cocaine.

"What this story has achieved is it has forced Kate Moss to get help. Plenty of people must have told her to do something about it. But plenty of people told me and it took me 16 years to go and do it.". . . . . .Full Story

Lindsay Lohan happy that her new music video hasn't upset her father.

Why does Lindsay care what her jerk of a father thinks? He was abusive to her mother and family. And he told a security guard he was going to kill the entire family by saying "O.J. Simpson has nothing on me".
And Lohan hoped her father Michael wouldn't be upset by his portrayal in the "therapeutic" video because it's just something she felt she needed to show to fans in a bid to clear up reports about her private life. . . . . .Full Story

Jude Law dumps Sienna Miller after she cheats on him with Daniel Craig?

(Sienna with Daniel Craig)

These people make me sick! They sleep with so many people and then conplain when one "cheats" on the other. And Jude divorced his wife Sadie Frost for Sienna. You wanted him so badly Sienna. So deal with it!